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The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion

Release Date: 6th December 2002
Distributor:
UIP
Certificate:
12A
Starring:
Dan Aykroyd, Helen Hunt, Woody Allen
Director:
Woody Allen
Running
Time: 103 minutes
New York - 1940, C W Briggs (Allen) is one of the best insurance investigators in the city, with quite a reputation as a ladies man. His co-workers include the firm's new efficiency expert, Betty Ann "Fitz" Fitzgerald (Hunt) and their boss (and her lover) Chris Magruder (Aykroyd). Briggs prides himself on being able to crack any insurance scam by getting into the mind of the thief, and using his well honed sense of intuition, but Fitz cannot stand the way he does things. She's desperate to get him fired, but Magruder dismisses Briggs as harmless.
One night, several of the workers go out together to a club where a hypnotist (David Ogden Stiers) brings Briggs and Fitz on stage and hypnotises them. While under his power, they confess their undying love for each other, but when they come to, they seem normal. However the hypnotist has implanted a key word into each of their subconscious’s, and now he can use his power, “the power of the Jade Scorpion", to force Briggs and Betty Ann to commit robberies which they then end up investigating as part of their job.
This is the latest in a long line of Woody Allen comedy’s to trickle out from that once deep pool of the writer/director’s talent - it’s not that it’s a bad film; it’s just not the sort of film that one thinks of immediately when Allen comes to mind. Set in 1940, it is a sumptuous period piece, which certainly marks it as different from his other recent films such as ‘Small Time Crooks’, but although there are jokes in the film, it just isn’t funny enough. Allen’s best moments in the film come when he goes under the influence of the hypnotist, and his usual delivery gives way to an absurd formality.
The performances in the film are good, especially from Ms Hunt, but the best thing on offer here is the energetic and playful Charlize Theron as an opium smoking actress who tries to seduce Briggs, but unfortunately she isn’t given much screen time.

Everyone knows that Mr Allen hasn’t made a film like ‘Annie Hall’ or ‘Manhattan’ for years, but he seems intent to carry on making movies as some sort of hobby. And you never know, one day he might find some of that once brilliant talent at the bottom of that pool and surprise us all.
But for now, ‘The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion’ is definitely one for the fans only.
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